The Worst Breakup

A tale of college drama that lingered with me far too long.

Everyone Needs Their Coulier

Jagged Little Pill has all the wisdom

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My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like Baseball

At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.

Regarding My Bros

Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.

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It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship

Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.

Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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