On Disappearing Completely

Rejecting everything doesn't solve anything.

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All of My Damn Notebooks

Damn, I've got a lot of notebooks.

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On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire

When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.

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The Porno Bin


New Study Shows: Overthinkers and Worriers, Everyone Is Talking About You Behind Your Back

If you have an anxious mind then perhaps your ears are burning. A new study from the University of Michigan shows a significant link between social anxiety and people talking about you behind your back.


6 Procrastination Powerups!


10 Things You Should Never to Say To a Vegan

I mean we all have that vegan friend...


Some Thoughts on Guided By Voices

Some bands I like to namecheck, and one of them is GBV.

Horace and Pete Episode 4… And I’m Done

There comes a point where you have to recognize that a show just isn't for you.

5 Sketches That Made Me Feel Like Key and Peele Get Me

I miss Key and Peele but their new movie Keanu comes out this Friday.

Diary of a Month Without Coffee

For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.

Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven

"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.

Regarding My Bros

Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.