In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.
You're not unsuccessful. Honey, I'm unsuccessful.
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
It's time to stop glossing over words that I don't know when I read them in a book or article. I'm going to stop, look up the definition, and then try to use it!
Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!
Louis CK's latest output is a drama with and all-star cast. It also has some problems and plot holes that can easily be explained and forgiven if the production were improvised.
It's a show within a show within a world where everyone watches the show.
I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.
I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?
At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.
Sometimes thinking about worst-case scenarios in your own life is a luxury.