Anxiety and Improv

I don't improvise to feel anxiety, I do it to beat it.

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I Saw 50 Shades Darker On Valentine’s Day And It Was Awesome

Want to enjoy a movie? Watch it with drunk women.

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An Open Letter to James Altucher

No, seriously, what do I do now?

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Shorts

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!

Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!

Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!

Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!

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Starbucks coffee and laptop

Working In Starbucks

Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status

Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.


Entertainment

The State and The Axe Murderer

The State and The Axe Murderer

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I Saw 50 Shades Darker On Valentine’s Day And It Was Awesome

Want to enjoy a movie? Watch it with drunk women.

Horace and Pete: Some Final Thoughts

I said I wouldn't but I continued watching the show. Here's what I think about the remaining six episodes.

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My Top 10 Key and Peele Sketches

To conclude my Key and Peele posts, I'm just going to list my favorite episodes.


Christmas Darkness

I love December twenty-fifth but I hate December twenty-third. That's the day my mother died. Each year on that day, people who know will ask me if I'm doing okay. And I'm fine. It's just a day.

Barking

You yell like one of those guys at a baseball game, only you yell about stand-up comedy, not hot dogs or Budweiser. This is barking.

The New Year

After the New Year, we're left with the literal and metaphorical hangover of January.