When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
To conclude my Key and Peele posts, I'm just going to list my favorite episodes.
I like his movies but I didn't know until now how much I liked his videos.
I miss Key and Peele but their new movie Keanu comes out this Friday.
After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.
At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.
I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?
In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.