My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam

In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.

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Successful Comedians Making Stuff About Unsuccessful Comedians

You're not unsuccessful. Honey, I'm unsuccessful.

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Anxiety and Improv

I don't improvise to feel anxiety, I do it to beat it.

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Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status

Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.

Growing My Vocabulary

It's time to stop glossing over words that I don't know when I read them in a book or article. I'm going to stop, look up the definition, and then try to use it!

The Porno Bin


Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!

Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!


Was Horace and Pete Improvised?

Louis CK's latest output is a drama with and all-star cast. It also has some problems and plot holes that can easily be explained and forgiven if the production were improvised.


No hugging, No learning: Seinfeldia

It's a show within a show within a world where everyone watches the show.

City on Fire

I Finally Finished City on Fire

I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.


Pot And Me: An Acquaintance Story

I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?

My Girlfriend Doesn’t Like Baseball

At some point you let go of who you want your girlfriend to be and pay attention to who she is.

Disaster Fantasies

Sometimes thinking about worst-case scenarios in your own life is a luxury.

9/11 Fifteen Years Later

It gets easier to think about 9/11 with each passing year but fifteen years ago was the worst day of my life.