Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status

Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.

My Trivial Problems With Trump

I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.

A Day In The Life

I'm my own boss and my boss is clueless.


What Exactly Is There to Figure Out About Trump Voters?

We need to practice respect and compassion... unless the person you're arguing against believes something dumb.

Every Credit Card Chip Experience I’ve Had Thus Far

Thank God for the chip!

A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal

If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.

Holy Fuck! 11 Stock Images of Hands on Fucking Keyboards!

Nothing gets me pumped like career advice and productivity hacks.


9 Lifehacks for Proven Success

There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.


Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!

Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!

Quiz: Is That Cool?

How well do you know how my day is going?

The Quotable Trump

Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.