Shorts
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Mario Cuomo said that you campaign in poetry and you govern in prose. To us Americans, every election, nothing is more poetic than the myth of the outsider.
Entertainment
Episode 1 of Horace and Pete underwhelmed despite its surprise release. Episode 2 sees the show finding its footing. It's still shaky but I'm interested.
I Finally Finished City on Fire
I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.
Sometimes thinking about worst-case scenarios in your own life is a luxury.
Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.
After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.