Shorts
Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Entertainment
Horace and Pete Episode 4… And I’m Done
There comes a point where you have to recognize that a show just isn't for you.
Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.
On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire
When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.
The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.

