Shorts
9 Lifehacks for Proven Success
There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.
Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
Episode 1 of Horace and Pete underwhelmed despite its surprise release. Episode 2 sees the show finding its footing. It's still shaky but I'm interested.
Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?
Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.
The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.
I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.

