Shorts
9 Lifehacks for Proven Success
There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.
My Trivial Problems With Trump
I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?
Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.
The Indie Rock Memoir (and also Moby)
Even though they aren't huge stars, their books are great, though not immune to some tropes.
On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire
When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.
What Being a Tourist in Paris Taught Me About New York
Trying to figure out Paris made me realize that I already live in one of the greatest cities in the world.
Diary of a Month Without Coffee
For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.