Books

Halfway Through Infinite Jest

March 3, 2026

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March 3, 2026

Life

She Died with Dignity in my Arms

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November 19, 2025

Life

One Year Sober

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October 27, 2025

Shorts

6 Procrastination Powerups!

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November 4, 2015

Another Perfectly Reasonable Solution to the New York Times Connections Puzzle

April 21, 2025

10 Things You Should Never to Say To a Vegan

I mean we all have that vegan friend...

December 10, 2015

Every Credit Card Chip Experience I’ve Had Thus Far

Thank God for the chip!

September 29, 2016

Entertainment

Is Anyone Going to Watch The Passage?

December 15, 2018

Dammit, I Think I Like Yacht Rock

I can't hold on to this secret any longer.

August 10, 2018

Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?

I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.

6 COMMENTS

May 18, 2018

The Music Videos of David Fincher

I like his movies but I didn't know until now how much I liked his videos.

January 10, 2017

The Secret Smoker Quits

Made In Brooklyn

I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.