Shorts
Mario Cuomo said that you campaign in poetry and you govern in prose. To us Americans, every election, nothing is more poetic than the myth of the outsider.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
I Finally Finished City on Fire
I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.
Sometimes thinking about worst-case scenarios in your own life is a luxury.
On Social Media And Supporting Black Lives Matter
I didn't know what to say at first but the answer is simple. Black lives matter.
Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.
I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.

