Shorts
Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!
Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?
Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.
My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam
In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.