Shorts
Diary of a Month Without Coffee
For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Entertainment
The Indie Rock Memoir (and also Moby)
Even though they aren't huge stars, their books are great, though not immune to some tropes.
I Saw 50 Shades Darker On Valentine’s Day And It Was Awesome
Want to enjoy a movie? Watch it with drunk women.
On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire
When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.
I'm through saying "I'm so old." Frankly, I'm old enough to realize that I'm young.