Shorts
I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve
I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.
Diary of a Month Without Coffee
For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
No hugging, No learning: Seinfeldia
It's a show within a show within a world where everyone watches the show.
Was Horace and Pete Improvised?
Louis CK's latest output is a drama with and all-star cast. It also has some problems and plot holes that can easily be explained and forgiven if the production were improvised.
The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.
It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship
Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.

