Shorts
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
New Study Shows: Overthinkers and Worriers, Everyone Is Talking About You Behind Your Back
If you have an anxious mind then perhaps your ears are burning. A new study from the University of Michigan shows a significant link between social anxiety and people talking about you behind your back.
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Entertainment
Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?
I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.
Will You Please Write Something Important, Please?
Sometimes you can get discouraged by other people's brilliance.
After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.
Today I’m Thinking About Hillary
I didn't volunteer much but it offers me a glimmer of hope on inauguration day.