Shorts

10 Things You Should Never to Say To a Vegan

I mean we all have that vegan friend...

Quiz: Is That Cool?

How well do you know how my day is going?

I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve

I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.


Entertainment

Can I Talk To You? About Our Connection?

Bachelor in Paradise has sucked me back in to the cesspool of reality television.

19 Thoughts on Lady Bird

Greta Gerwig made a really great movie.

Am I a Music Racist?

Why have I chosen what I refer to as my favorite music?

An Open Letter to James Altucher

No, seriously, what do I do now?

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On Disappearing Completely

Rejecting everything doesn't solve anything.

Eh, Fuck It, Let’s Talk About Death Some More

I've been talking about death a lot lately, so, why stop now?

17 Years

I moved to New York seventeen years ago. I don't see myself leaving.

The Secret Smoker Relapses

Two and a half years down the drain. How did that happen?