Shorts
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
Yeah, Steve Jobs is an Asshole But Is He a Genius?
I think he was but I'm not smart enough to understand why.
I'm through saying "I'm so old." Frankly, I'm old enough to realize that I'm young.
I'm not saying this to be a jerk or a contrarian but I never really got David Bowie. I thought all of the tributes were a little over the top but it wasn't my place to say so because I thought about a recent death that did move me. It was Robin Williams.
Eh, Fuck It, Let’s Talk About Death Some More
I've been talking about death a lot lately, so, why stop now?
I wanted to exorcise some roommate demons and put it all behind me but I found that maybe there wasn't as much there as I thought.