Shorts
Mario Cuomo said that you campaign in poetry and you govern in prose. To us Americans, every election, nothing is more poetic than the myth of the outsider.
I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve
I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Entertainment
Will You Please Write Something Important, Please?
Sometimes you can get discouraged by other people's brilliance.
Just How Big An Asshole Is Steve Jobs?
I'm at the beginning of my literary journey to decide if I really hate Steve Jobs.
I Went to the Apartment Building from Singles
Today I saw some Seattle grunge as memorialized in a nineties film.
Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.
After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.