Shorts

Growing My Vocabulary

It's time to stop glossing over words that I don't know when I read them in a book or article. I'm going to stop, look up the definition, and then try to use it!

Holy Fuck! 11 Stock Images of Hands on Fucking Keyboards!

Nothing gets me pumped like career advice and productivity hacks.

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Starbucks coffee and laptop

Working In Starbucks

Caring for Your New Cast Iron Pan!

Congrats on making the jump over to cast iron! Teflon is for suckers! You're going to enjoy the versatility of cooking with your new pan so much you won't ever want to go back. And the best part? It lasts forever!

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Entertainment

On Disappearing Completely

Rejecting everything doesn't solve anything.

On Watching Stuff Over and Over and Over

Oh, wait a minute... I'm depressed.

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No hugging, No learning: Seinfeldia

It's a show within a show within a world where everyone watches the show.

5 Un-SNL-like SNL Sketches

A tribute to some of the rarest SNL sketches... sketches.


The Secret Smoker Relapses

Two and a half years down the drain. How did that happen?

Leave

Over the past few years there has been a spate of articles decrying the lost soul of New York. If New York is so devoid of culture and just like any other city and it's just a corporate shell of its former self, then you can leave.

The Roommate

I wanted to exorcise some roommate demons and put it all behind me but I found that maybe there wasn't as much there as I thought.

It’s Not A Metaphor For Our Relationship

Here's the thing, I think my girlfriend is going to break up with me. Not anytime soon and not for any reason in particular but just perpetually.