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Shorts

9 Lifehacks for Proven Success

There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.

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The Quotable Trump

Throughout history it has always been a Trump that has moved us, strengthened us, made us feel human. Here is just a sampling of my favorites that get me through the day.

Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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Entertainment

Black Mirror: WTF Am I Watching This For?

Some thoughts on the first three "new" episodes.

11 Thoughts on I, Tonya

Some thoughts on another Oscars 2018 contender.

Horace and Pete Episode 2

Episode 1 of Horace and Pete underwhelmed despite its surprise release. Episode 2 sees the show finding its footing. It's still shaky but I'm interested.

Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?

Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.

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Terry’s Present

The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.

Factotum

Reading Bukowski's Factotum made me look back at my own jobs.

Everyone Needs Their Coulier

Jagged Little Pill has all the wisdom

Made In Brooklyn

I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.