Shorts
I Have a Reusable Coffee Sleeve
I have lifetimes to go before I can claim that I saved so much as a tree branch.
Ask The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend’s Facebook Status
Out of nowhere, The Asshole Commenting on Your Friend's Facebook Status brings you the truth you didn't ask for.
Entertainment
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.
Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.