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Outsider 2016

Mario Cuomo said that you campaign in poetry and you govern in prose. To us Americans, every election, nothing is more poetic than the myth of the outsider.

Every Credit Card Chip Experience I’ve Had Thus Far

Thank God for the chip!

Farting In Front of My Girlfriend

My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.

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Entertainment

City on Fire

I Finally Finished City on Fire

I respect people trying to write ambitious novels far more than I like reading them.

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Juliet, Naked

The latest Nick Hornby adaptation was surprisingly good.

On Watching Stuff Over and Over and Over

Oh, wait a minute... I'm depressed.

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Disaster Fantasies

Sometimes thinking about worst-case scenarios in your own life is a luxury.

On Social Media And Supporting Black Lives Matter

I didn't know what to say at first but the answer is simple. Black lives matter.

Regarding My Bros

Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.

Made In Brooklyn

I know very little about my parents' courtship or their wedding. I also know very little about the day that I was born. I do, however, know where I was conceived.