My Second Worst New Year’s Eve

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Shorts

Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx May Be Engaged Despite Any Proof They Actually Know Each Other!

Are They Or Aren't They?! Or Is This Completely Made Up?!

The Porno Bin

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A Day In The Life

I'm my own boss and my boss is clueless.

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Entertainment

I Saw 50 Shades Darker On Valentine’s Day And It Was Awesome

Want to enjoy a movie? Watch it with drunk women.

Some Thoughts on Guided By Voices

Some bands I like to namecheck, and one of them is GBV.

Nana and Back to School

Nana never liked me but I got to hang out with Aunt Margie once.

Winter Is Coming… I Guess

The journey of an epic show begins with a single episode.


Facebook Has Become a Problem

How did I get addicted? I mean, it's just a website, right?

On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire

When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.

Terry’s Present

The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.