Shorts
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
My Trivial Problems With Trump
I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
Horace and Pete: Some Final Thoughts
I said I wouldn't but I continued watching the show. Here's what I think about the remaining six episodes.
Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.
Pot And Me: An Acquaintance Story
I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?