Shorts
My Trivial Problems With Trump
I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
I was inspired to do this by Patton Oswalt's book, Silver Screen Fiend. Here are one hundred moments from movies that have stuck with me and that I still appreciate.
Pot And Me: An Acquaintance Story
I'm amazed that I was never a pot head. Growing up in the suburbs of upstate New York, I had shoulder length hair, wore Birkenstocks, and liked jam band music. Hell, I went to Phish concerts sober. Who does that?
On Forced Enthusiasm: I Wanted To Be A Millionaire
When the only requirement is, "Be happy!" I'm out.
On My Twenty-Ninth Birthday, I Bought a Skateboard
I wrote this a decade ago. I wanted to ollie before I turned 30 but life got in the way. Carpe diem, people.