Shorts
A Graphical Analysis of Going to the Bathroom at the Staten Island Ferry Terminal
If everyone has a shit story, everyone has a near miss.
What Exactly Is There to Figure Out About Trump Voters?
We need to practice respect and compassion... unless the person you're arguing against believes something dumb.
My Trivial Problems With Trump
I'm privileged enough to merely be annoyed by him without having my life threatened.
Entertainment
Can I Talk To You? About Our Connection?
Bachelor in Paradise has sucked me back in to the cesspool of reality television.
Horace and Pete: Some Final Thoughts
I said I wouldn't but I continued watching the show. Here's what I think about the remaining six episodes.
After having paid yet another parking ticket and after driving with the check engine light on for a week, I decided that it was time to get rid of my car.
The summer after third grade, my parents hired a contractor to do some work on our house. I learned a lot about adults that summer.