Shorts
9 Lifehacks for Proven Success
There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.
Mario Cuomo said that you campaign in poetry and you govern in prose. To us Americans, every election, nothing is more poetic than the myth of the outsider.
Farting In Front of My Girlfriend
My girlfriend and I have been together for close to three years. I'd say that two years is a reasonable relationship length to let some defenses down. Well, whether it is or not, it was.
Entertainment
5 Sketches That Made Me Feel Like Key and Peele Get Me
I miss Key and Peele but their new movie Keanu comes out this Friday.
I think that any concept I have of masculinity comes from my father's benevolent nihilism and I always wondered if not having a dad himself made him so atypically dad-like.
Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.
Some Mild Thoughts on the Gun Control Debate
Do I really need to say anything about gun control? Well, maybe a few things.
What Being a Tourist in Paris Taught Me About New York
Trying to figure out Paris made me realize that I already live in one of the greatest cities in the world.