Shorts
9 Lifehacks for Proven Success
There is nothing more helpful than a bunch of humblebrags disguised as lifehacks.
Diary of a Month Without Coffee
For some reason, I feel the need to hit the reset button on my caffeine intake. I did it again this February.
Entertainment
6 Times Key and Peele Got Incredibly Dark
Key and Peele never shied away from some really uncomfortable sketches.
Doug Kenney Or Did Anyone Watch A Futile and Stupid Gesture?
Doug Kenney is one of my (sort of) obscure comedy heroes.
I was inspired to do this by Patton Oswalt's book, Silver Screen Fiend. Here are one hundred moments from movies that have stuck with me and that I still appreciate.
I'm through saying "I'm so old." Frankly, I'm old enough to realize that I'm young.
My English Teacher’s Life Story Blew My Mind or: How I Got a 5 on My AP English Exam
In high school, I worried about what I thought was my life. Meanwhile, my teacher had lived a hell of a life I never knew about.
Waiting by the Side of the River for a Toaster Oven
"Wait long enough by the side of the river and you will see the body of your enemy floating by." It's either Sun Tzu or Rising Sun, either way, I like it.
Over twenty years, I've watched my frat bros become doctors, lawyers, parents. I've even seen two pass away.