10 Things You Should Never to Say To a Vegan
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So, like, can you be an organ donor?

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MEAT! Meatmeatmeatmeatmeat ME-EEEEEEEEAT!

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You don’t have the guts to throw that knife at me again.

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Look over there and I’m going to tell you about the rabbits.

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Why does everyone call it a “Hitler mustache”? James Joyce had it first!

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You worship Seitan! Ha! Get it? Also, I sold your social security number to some guy in India.

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You’re not a cop, right? You in the market for a baby?

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I want to give Phil Collins a handjob before I die… but not necessarily before he does. You know what I’m talking about.

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Vegan rhymes with “pee gun” sorta.

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Who’s Moby?

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